#Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and make looove and shit #and then when Cedric died #it made sense why Harry was like on top of him and bawling #BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND DIED #omg that hogwarts student probably thought they were Sherlock figuring all this shit out
I bet all the students shipped them.
I bet they called them Harric
i will never not love this post
so many naughty thoughts going through my head…
Don’t worry, I’ll protect you. No matter what.
Master, you used Scrap on me earlier didn't you?
I thought it was strange, since I am a machine...
( ◉ v ◉ )
my favorite part about working with the birds of prey at the museum I interned at was when the vet would come in and wrap them up in to burritos to weigh them and clip their talons
That eagle looks 1776% done.
I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.
when a meme gets too overused it becomes… memeingless
*eats a chocolate protein bar for lunch*
tiny voice: but wait! thats unhealthy!
*eats a cucumber*